(via whichwaythewindblows)
I have to say, she is probably one of my favorite actresses. Of course she does more independents than anything, but seriously who can do a photo like this and appear completely funny as hell especially when shes usually narked on for being a gorgeous english woman who tends to appear naked half the time. Hey we all want to be free, some literally and some figuratively. In her case its literally, can’t hate the girl for it.
Cop of Lies
So only on Halloween have I ever been pulled over by a cop, and later realized he pulled me over with false pretenses. No offense to police officers, I mean some of my best friends are police officers, but these pain in the asses actually had the audacity to pull my friend over and lie straight to our faces .
Of course its 1 AM and everyone is drinking, partying, etc. And it so happens we drive home and my friend gets pulled over. The cop says ” I pulled you over because your brake light was out.” He asks if she was drinking, she says one beer. Follows his fingers then he lets us go. We finally get to my friends house and I say ” Wait, before I go, lets check your lights.” She puts her brake lights on….they both work. So i say, try your blinker…..they both work. Then four words come out of my mouth. “Son of a Bitch.”
That cop just lied to us. Of course after my friend got home I was well on my way back to the party….but mark my words, I told myself, if I see any cops, I’m pulling over and walking the rest of the way. Luckily I didn’t have any trouble. But it was a funny story when I got back to the party.
Oh and one word of advice I learned from Halloween 2009.
Never play beer pong unless you plan on being prepared for the cest pool of germs you will encounter.
Beer Pong: 10 cups, multiple players, dirty balls, dirty water cups, and my mouth on the cups= sick for days. Not a good combo.
Yeah… thats the ugly truth for you.
Does college really educate us?
I’ve been going to a University for a few years now and honestly instead of learning the proper formula for writing, or psychology ethics, I learned how to play beer pong, kings cup, and many other different drinking games, what a tie on the door knob means, and how many different types of pick up lines there are.
Is college really teaching us anything worth while, or just pointless stuff? What have you learned while in college? It doesn’t have to be smart, but everyone learns something. No matter how stupid it may sound, lets hear it.
This is why I need to get out of So Cal. Because:
A. they watch the Hangover and actually try to make it a halloween costume. I mean that would scare me if I saw a real overweight creepy looking guy carrying a baby too.
B. Because they actually wear these aprons when they cook.
Only in America will you find people Chugging bottles of Wine and holding a beer in the other hand.
Want to know a secret? Apparently its Apple Cider.
